The Formation of Egg Lites

There's a farmer that lives in upstate New York. His farm is beautiful, complete with rolling fields of corn and grains, and fruit orchards. He enjoys fishing at his lake, or just rowing around with his canoe. He also likes to take care of his animals, of which he has many, cows, pigs, goats, to name a few. But his favorite used to be chickens. That all changed when one of his chickens started laying flaming eggs of fire. With each flaming egg the chicken laid came another disaster the farmer had to contend with. He used to be a patient man who could control his temper, and he still tries, but it's becoming harder and harder each day. There's no explanation why this particular chicken started laying flaming eggs so the farmer has no choice but to deal with it as best he can.

Egg Lites were created to not only become the best fire starters available, but to add a little humor to the industry. The decorative egg cartons compliment the egg-shaped fire starters perfectly. And as a little bonus, each carton of twelve eggs will have a comical cover-art showcasing how annoyed the farmer becomes each time his mischievous chicken decides to lay a flaming egg of fire. And we will periodically change the cover-art on the cartons to show the next disaster the chicken created. We hope you enjoy our fire starters, and check back occasionally to see what the next disaster is.